πŸ“š Books

Taoist Texts

While the book Taoist Texts: Ethical, Political and Speculative is in the public domain, all available versions that I could find were lazily scanned from the 1884 original, sometimes as a PDF, and sometimes using a program to detect the text (with limited success due to faded text and the Chinese ideograms). Balfour’s translation of the Tao Te Ching, which incorporates commentary from the Taoist Patriarch Lu Tsu, stands unique among the sea of translations and deserves wider circulation. I hope that by manually combing through the text, correcting scanning and textual errors, cleaning up the Chinese characters, and adding a bit of modern editorial flair, this 137-year-old book can be given proper respect and appreciation.This edition contains all of the following works and translations by F.H. Balfour: The Tao Te Ching (with commentary by Lu Tsu): The Principle of Nature and Its Attributes, The Yin Fu Ching: Clue of the Unseen, The Tai Hsi Ching: Respiration of the Embryo, The Hsin Yin Ching: Imprint of the Heart, The Ta T’ung Ching: Universal Understanding, The Ch’ih Wen Tung: The Red-Streaked Cave, The Ch’ing Ching Ching: Purity and Rest, The Hung Lieh Chuan: History of Great Light, The Su Shu: The Book of Plain Words, The Kan Ying Pien: The Book of Recompenses

Kindle Version: https://www.amazon.com/Taoist-Texts-Frederic-Balfour-ebook/dp/B09517DXMJ
Physical Version: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09G9Q2XKQ

The Way of Monkey Book

This book is my philosophy, a combination of Stoicism, Existentialism, Platonism, and Daoism, written (mostly) in the style of a classical Taoist text for no other reason than it amused me and seemed like a good idea at the time. I hope this unique and exotic style allows you see my perspectives on values, politics, society, wisdom, and religion, with fresh eyes and an open mind. There are 85 chapters within this book and beautiful art created by Lisa Win who had previously worked on my book β€œ13 Rules: To Not Be A F**king Cuck”. Unlike many of my previous books, this book does not contain any adult themes or language and it suitable for all ages, although some of the subject matter regarding politics and society may be boring for younger readers. My goal was to make an accessible book filled with (hopefully) timeless wisdom that I could proudly point to as an explanation of what I believe, why I believe it, and why you should consider it as well.

Buy the book: https://www.amazon.com/Way-Monkey-Book-T-F-ebook/dp/B08QF2SY85

13 Rules To Not Be A F**king Cuck

“Show me what you value more than your freedom and I’ll show you the tool of your enslavement” 13 Rules provides readers with an inventory of philosophical insights and principles in order to live a free and meaningful life. The 13 Rules:
1. Find the Meaning of Your Life
2. Save Yourself
3. Say Yes to Life
4. Cultivate Internal Validation
5. Stop Giving a Shit
6. Amor Fati
7. Let Go of What You Fear to Lose
8. Have a Plan and a Backup Plan
9. Overcome Yourself
10. Think with your Big Head
11. Understand Love and Sex
12. Go Your Own Way
13. Live a Meaningful Life

Buy the book:  https://www.amazon.com/13-Rules-Not-king-Cuck-ebook/dp/B07TW1KLFN 
German Version: https://www.amazon.com/13-Rules-Gottverdammter-Untertan-German-ebook/dp/B0833S6FQ4

Sweet Corn and Ass

Mr. Monkey and Mr. Cat debate anal sex in this delightfully dirty adult satire of classic Dr. Seuss books.

Buy the book: https://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Corn-Ass-T-F-Monkey-ebook/dp/B07CLK1CQF

 

The Doll on My Balls

Buy the eBook: https://www.amazon.com/Doll-Balls-Adult-Christmas-Story-ebook/dp/B077Y45XHZ

The Doll on My Balls Rides Again
Buy the eBook: Β https://www.amazon.com/Doll-Balls-Rides-Again-Christmas-ebook/dp/B07XP82ZFC


The Doll on My Balls & The Doll on My Balls Rides Again
Buy the Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/Doll-Balls-Rides-Again/dp/1691726494